lameprlncess:

a good artist knows where to draw the line

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reblog if you want to FUCK ME or if you occasionally drink water

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coffeepeople:

if you are attracted to me you are required by law to tell me. 

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emmugh:

I like new friends because I can reuse old jokes

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woodmeat:

wearing a hoodie with no shirt underneth is a unique sensation

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teenytigress:

I asked my brother for a glass of water and he brought me back a cup of ice and said “wait”

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